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 Fri, 06 Feb 2004


All jimmy, all the time.

duane & tina





ould this be the end, or is it just half-time?

OKAY, we know who started this.



They call him jimmy the streak




that's 2.




 Little boys and plastic toys



--- David Ariail wrote:
 THE GUY IS GOOD.  You and Michael?  Funny as hell.
 
Put on your thinking cap.  You're going to need it.

Hymen


 
 Trump
 
--- duane cochran wrote:
good???

that was WEAK!!!!!!!!!

my cap is in the wash. maybe i'll wear it tomorrow.

disappointingly,
 
-art


--- David Ariail wrote:
 Dear Art Garfuckle:
 
You were absolutely correct, sir.  There was no humor  (absolutely NONE) in seeing a picture 
of you as a young man in the grips of  Michael Jackson.  It  wasn't funny at all, sir.  I did not laugh.  
Chuckles  don't count.  But, I  sent one million dollars to the Young Republicans to  erase 
Jimmy McDonald.








--- Jimmy McDonald wrote:

I received an unexpected visit from the Young Republicans last night:  

I am sitting at my computer and they raided my house!   They attempted to drag me out of my chair 
and suddenly stopped when they saw that picture of Little Duanne and Mike Jackoff.  A dozen grown 
men laughing so hard. They forgot why they were in my house. I gave them a copy of the attached 
photo(below).  They said that they recognized the guy and left.  On their way out they drop a huge 
wad of money.  I will donate it to the Theatre.  We may need a new director soon.





well...at least he is learning.
-dc



 
I will take a little education anyday.  It could prevent me from ending up like our buddy below.


 
02/14/2004 --- duane cochran wrote:
Well, the secret is out. Michael and I have had a thing for a while.  I'm  surprised it wasn't out sooner.  
Jimmy i understand your frustration.   Hopefully everyone now will understand. fact is, Michael loves me more. 
 Even his sister loves me.  Michael poses in scores of  pictures with me,
and the only time he was stable enough to bring you out?  
He tried to kill you.  I stopped him.  You only exist because of me. 
Your welcome.
 -duane 




02/15/2004 --- Jimmy McDonald wrote:


D.C.,
 I really expected something funny.  The graphic work is 
good but, the M. Jackson thing has been done.  It was funny
last week. This week? Well, I am dissapointed.
If you need ideas, just let me know.  Maybe some more brain
storming is needed on your end.  Seek some professional help.
 Later,

J. McDonald

12/16/2004 - D Ariail wrote:

Does Eckerd's give employee discounts on Preparation H? Ow ... that was funny. He's good. I think he's using the Doom cannon on you, buddy. Time to dump the shotgun. Remember, he isn't Chairman of the Theatre Board for nothing.

02/16/2004 -  Duane cochran wrote:

Yeah...I guess you are right. I should think these things through before acting on them. I'm gonna kick a few ideas around. In the meantime...please ask your new "friend" Mr. Roarke to stop calling my house. Respectfully,

duane cochran



02/16/2004 -  J. McDonald wrote:

I see that you have taken my advice to seek help.  This looks like the work of the newbies in the "booth".  What did you have to bribe them with? Beer?  I know that they would not turn against the person who could make life in the booth a new hell.  It is very possible, that in the future, one of them (or a husband) may have to rely on me to provide a sound cue while they are on stage.  Hmmmm.  Something to think about.

Good work!

P.S.  Do you ever wonder what would be like not to have to use the same picture over and over again?

New dress code for the booth?










David said, or maybe it was Robert, Dean, Chris, Marty, Joey or Frances, that Red Dresses are also appropriate for the booth.

02/16/2004 -  J. McDonald wrote:

To all involved,

Well, I guess now that more people are involved, I should get serious.

"All you need is the desire to make beautiful things happen on canvas. With John Ross' fantastic Wet-on-Wet  technique and a little dedicated practice, masterpieces that you never dreamed possible will flow from your bush,  brush."

Guess where the "happy tree" goes?

Special thanks to NOBODY.  I can do this on my own.  (For now.)

J. McDonald



02/16/2004 -  J. McDonald wrote:

Dont expect any new pics from Duane today.



From: "David Ariail"
To: "duane cochran" 
     
 He's now doing YOU with short jokes.  I know you are going to strike back. I mean, I know you are going to strike back.  You are going to strike back with something REALLY funny this time, right?  Remember, this is the same guy that Wandaized you.  You're really going to get even right?  Are you meeting with John today for some more ideas?  There are a lot of old and forgotten TV shows you could draw from.  That was "Fantasy Island" wasn't it?  Who was that guy with Jimmy?  Never mind.  Go ahead and drop the
Big one on him buddy.  We know you've got something up your sleeve!

Your pal 





02/17/2004 - J. McDonald wrote:

Oh my gosh!  This is getting too easy.  Someone help him, or I may have to stop.

I doubt he has anything up his sleeve.  There may be something stuck somewhere else.  I do not want to see what it may be.
Maybe these guys can help you.


02/17/2004 - J. McDonald Wrote:

O.K. While Duane puts on his thinking cap, I will complete some recent requests. (Click HERE to visit the request page.


 
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